Tunes For Tuesday: Jellyfish – Fan Club

I have a complicated relationship with two bands: Queen and The Knack. I’ve always been able to “respect” Queen, which means that when I say “I sort of hate Queen” and people react with shock, I politely say “maybe they’re just not my thing” and leave it at that. I’ve always been able to “respect” The Knack, which means that whenever I listen to “My Sharona” I turn it off right before the terrible, super-long, drive-it-into-the-ground guitar solo and pretend that the song just ends there. It’s hard to live like this; Queen are thought of as rock Gods, and “My Sharona” is thought of as one of the best power pop singles of all time. These things may be true, but they irritate the living hell out of me all the same.

Here’s the complicated part: I almost always love when artists draw significant influence from these bands’ worst qualities. Hello, Jellyfish!

This isn’t a music video, but after looking at that album cover I think you’ll agree that the less frames of video this band produces, the better.

Jellyfish was a band of unfortunate souls in the early 90’s trying to hold dear to their gaudy 80’s rock cassettes in a world being swallowed whole by Nirvana. “Fan Club” perfectly shows off everything they were doing wrong with so much adorable enthusiasm you just want to pat them on the head and say “you guys.” It takes guts to mug such a painfully forced Freddie Mercury impression, and the terrible, long-ass guitar solo ripped straight from my recurring “My Sharona” nightmare is so bad that I can only conclude Jellyfish love playing every second of it.

But still, I am charmed. I have listened to this song countless times. Jellyfish are the only people having fun in “Fan Club,” and good for them. I listen to this and wish I could have led a life that involved sending more envelopes to bands, long before the idea of “snail mail” even existed. You just can’t fill a bathtub with youtubes and mp3s.

The Best Albums of 2009, pt. 3

Remember 2009? Well get ready, because you’re about to. The long goodbye to a regular-sized year ends with this short list. Here are my top 15 albums of 2009:

Honorable-ish mentions here and here.

15) Peter Bjorn and John – Living Thing
14) Asobi Seksu – Hush
13) I Was a King – I Was a King
12) The Pains of Being Pure at Heart – The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
11) Felix – You Are the One I Pick
10) La Roux – La Roux
09) Passion Pit – Manners
08) Dirty Projectors – Bitte Orca
07) Annie – Don’t Stop
06) Japandroids – Post-Nothing

5) The xx – xx
The xx were The band to talk about in 2009, if you liked to talk about everything in music that does not actually matter. There is something about sleepy looking early 20’s art school students with hip, easy-to-connect musical influences that just drive bloggers crazy, and next thing you know you have to decide if the girl singer reminds you of Margo Timmins or not and what you think will happen now that the band is falling apart and who they remind you of besides Young Marble Giants and Chris Issak. Who cares? Me, I guess, because I have talked about all of these things, and even cared about my answers. But that’s stupid.

For real: I have seen it as a talking point, multiple times!, that “everyone” has a different favorite song on xx. It is insane to me that anyone finds this interesting at all. I can’t think of a single album where everyone is expected to agree on one song as the “best,” much less an album where it is impressive that people like different songs over others.

So why do The xx make everyone act like idiots? Because they’re really cool. That may not sound very convincing, so let me explain: The xx are practically a walking field recording of cool detachment in the urban wild. They’ve instantly perfected a minimal pop sound that’s postured and deliberate, but smart and almost completely effortless. It’d be aggravatingly hip, except it’s so accessible and enjoyable from the outset that, just for a little bit, it makes you feel like you’re part of the club, a little cooler. Until you start acting like an impressed critic because people like different songs than you.

(The best song, though, is Basic Space)

4) Grizzly Bear – Veckatimest
At one point, right after I realized how much I liked The Beach Boys, I decided I liked “precise” music. I don’t think I knew exactly what I meant by that, but it sounded specific and correct in a way that made me feel proud that my taste had “developed.” I think I was trying to say that I liked tight harmonies and clean production and nothing else, which was true at the time, because that is what happens for a little while when you fall in love with Pet Sounds.

But my definition of “precise” was all messed up. I thought it meant I was seeking the most sweetly crafted music, void of imperfections, which meant I listened to a lot of boring Beach Boys knockoffs. I had a hard time with any sort of fuzz, distortion or dissonance getting between me and my chords. I just wanted something that sounded warm and smooth. I wanted to pick music like little flowers and then smell the flowers and cast them toward the sun and then lie down in the petals. I was awful.

Veckatimest is named after Veckatimest Island, a very small, uninhabited island off the coast of Massachusetts, where the flowers remain mostly undisturbed by overbearing nineteen year olds like my precision-loving younger self. “Massachusetts” sort of takes away from the romanticism, but Grizzly Bear aren’t worried about being romantic. They’re more concerned with being precise. The mistake I originally made in identifying “precise” music was that I was looking for something finely polished, sharpened. I didn’t understand that something truly meticulous starts at its construction, like growth occurring in nature. Veckatimest is lush and thorny in a way that I might not have fully appreciated at the time. It sounds like it had been playing for a hundred years before I had stumbled upon it, and is still blooming. I guess I am still a dweeb for flowery music after all.

3) The Flaming Lips – Embryonic
The Flaming Lips entered the decade coming off of the brilliant The Soft Bulletin, and from there they kept pumping more color and drug-induced funny faces into their music until they became a sort of sad cartoon band. They weren’t making bad music, but they started to sound tired and forced. I went from loving the rush of songs like “Fight Test” to wondering if Wayne Coyne ever gets too hot in that animal costume when he’s rolling around in confetti.

Embryonic is no less animated or richly colored than The Lips’ previous few albums, but it’s a whole new palette. Our cartoon heroes have traveled from a candy palace to a terrifying witche castle, and the resulting music is sort of (very) unnerving. This album is actually physically taxing to listen to. Once, while high, I said The Soft Bulletin is like “jamming pop rocks into your eyes, and then your eyes become your ears.” I don’t know if I would ever want to listen to Embryonic on drugs. It’s like setting a reel of Hanna Barbara cartoons on fire, and then that fire becomes your brain.

2) Girls – Album
It’s like Elvis Costello in board shorts! It’s like Jesus and Mary Chain open a hot dog cart! It’s like I’ve never walked on anything besides warm sand in my entire life!

Girls recall sickeningly perfect days of youth that couldn’t possibly have existed in my life, even if I wanted them to. To listen to Album is to remember hanging out with your beautiful, photogenic friends on the beach every day, surfing until you want to go get fucked up and and lay down in your friend’s basement, feeling heartache so heavy you can’t possibly believe it’s just a fleeting part of being a teenager. Growing up in a polite Midwestern suburb, I never had a single day like this. So why do I feel like Girls are directly connected to all the best parts of life before legal drinking age?

When I shared the music video, I said that the song “Hellhole Ratrace” “makes me want to hug every friend I’ve ever gotten drunk and told a secret to,” and I’m pretty satisfied with that.

Okay, time to make way for #1:


PHOENIX
Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix

The difficult thing about the previous decade was that no one really knew how to classify anything. In the struggle to leave a mark against their predecessors, musicians started to blend genres in ways that were fresh and interesting, but tiresome to describe. Suddenly we had to start wondering what terms like “freak folk” and “math rock” meant, and that got frustrating for some people. You couldn’t tell somebody about a band you liked without needing to associate them with three other bands, The Beach Boys and a dead 80’s genre. The worst thing that could happen to pop music was happening; it was beginning to seem inaccessible to people who just wanted to listen to good songs and didn’t want to bother with terminology and history.

Meanwhile, Phoenix spent the decade mastering the art of the single. Every album came with the promise of more catchy, Summer-defining pop songs and a focused direction for the band’s next sound. With this in mind, it shouldn’t be too surprising that Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix is a polished juggernaut of hooks that sounded as good on car commercials as it did on mixtapes for your girlfriend.

It’s not that Phoenix are less concerned with the past than their peers; I’m sure the primary influences at work on Wolfgang Amadeus Phoneix are clearly visible to those who want to trace them. What makes it so great is that there’s simply no need to do that. The album sounds like the product of a decade, a composite sketch of every pop song we’ve loved over the past ten years shaded so smoothly that you’re doing it a disservice to break it down into parts. Phoenix have managed to create fresh, truly pure pop music at a time when genre purity is usually reserved for novelty and nostalgia.

New Tracks by The Brother Kite

Shoegaze+Smiling=The Brother Kite

If a band’s credibility among their independent music peers was assessed by the sparsity of their Wikipedia page, then hopefully someone will catch you listening to The Brother Kite ’cause oh my god. The Brother Kite, both little known and well regarded, have yet to follow up their spectacular 2006 release Waiting For the Time to Be Right, but not for lack of trying. The band has just sent word around their newsletter list that they are currently a free-agent. Says they, “for the first time in the band’s history, we’re without a label contract.” They’re seeking a new home for two new releases (LP & EP). In the meantime, they’ve announced new tour dates and released some new tracks for you to listen to.

The Brother Kite – Isolation
<a href="http://thebrotherkite.bandcamp.com/track/isolation">Isolation by The Brother Kite</a>

The Brother Kite – The Scene Is Changing
<a href="http://thebrotherkite.bandcamp.com/track/the-scene-is-changing">The Scene Is Changing by The Brother Kite</a>

The Brother Kite – Eye To Eye
<a href="http://thebrotherkite.bandcamp.com/track/eye-to-eye">Eye To Eye by The Brother Kite</a>

Friday Special – Kitties!

The End Of Popcraft

(This is a response to Michael’s post “A Vampire Weekend In An Ikea Coffin”)

All across the nation, possibly dozens of friendships are undergoing the ultimate stress test; A band that some people like and other people don’t like has released an album, and now we all need to fight about it.

Michael and I are two such “friends,” and Vampire Weekend is the terrible band that is driving a stake between us with their awful music that I hate. We’ve been having this same fight since 2008; I make a joke about the band looking like assholes who I want to beat up, then he makes the reasonable statement that I should judge them on their artistic merits and not their pastel color scheme, and I say “Oxford Comma” sucked and we just let it drop and eat dinner in silence (over the internet).

We don’t argue about other bands like this. Other bands usually provide some glaring mistake for us to rag on, a focal point for our disdain. Everything I hate about Vampire Weekend only exists in my peripheral vision, vanishing when I try to point to it directly. But it’s there. But I can’t find it. Where is it?

Michael has said that 99% of my hatred for Vampire Weekend comes from my own assumptions about their attitudes, and that is true. But that is also valid. 99% of why we hate any musician comes from assumptions about their attitudes, and it’s debatable as to whose fault that is. This is why people hate Morrissey, Prince, U2 and the Guns n’ Roses cover band playing at the bar this weekend. They are all doing something so on purpose that if we don’t get it we become furious. They seem in on a joke that they are only telling other people. It makes us call their sincerity into question, which is the fastest way to lose your footing when trying to argue about bands. In this way, I will confess that Vampire Weekend are brilliant: my problems with them are too slippery to hold on to, and I’m left empty handed while they sit there with a “who me?” smugness that just makes me hate them more, because I’m imagining it in my head.

After loathing their self-titled debut, I wanted to give Contra an honest shot. I listened to “Cousins” and thought it was legitimately great; The song contains all of the energy, ideas and worldbeat influence that everyone keeps talking about. I was on the verge of “getting it,” but the album didn’t live up to the single. It began underwhelming, and by the time I got to “California English” it had me outright livid. Pointless autotune (as opposed to “properly used autotune?”), recycled hooks and uninspired instrumentation covered up by needlessly big drums had me gritting by teeth too hard to come down during the admittedly stronger second side.

If you ask Vampire Weekend fans to tell you why the band is great, they will often (always) point out the glaring Paul Simon influence in their songs. This has sort of become Vampire Weekend’s big pitch, that they are the band that is going to make Paul Simon cool for the kids again. I listened to Contra with this in mind, and I think it only made things worse. Yes, Vampire Weekend can hock a derivative Paul Simon line with the ease of selecting a font in Microsoft Word, but beyond that they are just another indie pop band without any interesting ideas. There isn’t enough variety between their melodies, and the music supporting it sounds flimsy when you give it your attention. Just like everything I hate about the band disappears when I try to pin it down, their positives seem to disappear when I’m looking for them as well. Contra requires that Paul Simon-colored lens to keep up the illusion.

It’s almost disappointing that Vampire Weekend are not the villains I wanted to make them out as, instead turning out to be a sort-of-boring pop band that likes Paul Simon a lot. At least I have less reason to be angry with them now. Hopefully my online conversations with Michael will not be so heated for a while, at least until there’s a new horrible Panda Bear album.

Stream the new Beach House

a picture of the band Beach House

NPR is hosting a stream of the Beach House’s new album for you to check out. It’s free for your ears until the 26th when the album actually comes out.
Beach House is a band that I could never really sink my teeth into. I’ve already heard this album a couple of times now through the stream and I actually really love it. The album has a very subtle melodic element that swims in and out of the several layers of sound. It’s a very rich, rewarding, and accessible album. I think you’ll enjoy it.